A BSOD For All Seasons

Generate a Blue Screen of Death link to deliver bad news safely.

1. Choose the Situation: The Breakup (Classic) I Quit (Enterprise) Cancelling Plans (Glitch) General (Wildcard) Ghosting (Timeout) Diet Failure (Kernel Panic) 2. Customize the "Error Message": This replaces the main technical description. 3. Customize the Footer (The "Punchline"): Generate Link